Common Law, Man's first 7

Common law among straight men: 1) You're out at a bar one drink leads to two, two leads to four, four leads to eight. You're drunk, walking around bumping into random people. Well you bump into the wrong guy. You bump into the guy who gets infuriated, he's upset you even brushed his shoulder. Fight time "What up bitch" "What up" And so it begins somehow your liquid courage has you jabbering back and forth like a NBA game. You two want to murder each other, you are one step from killing this guy. He has talked about your family, friends, and how badly he is going to kick your ass. BOOM A woman walks by. A really hot woman, a woman that makes you turn your head. And then it happens, the guy you want to kill murmurs some disgusting sexual term towards the girl. "Man I wanna .......... That girl" Before you know it you are shaking hands and slapping high fives with this guy you wanted to kill. All cause your distraction was turned and you two related on the most primal level. All of the fluff is gone and soon you guys are drinking together. Common Law 1- The Law of relating to trashy girls. And also a reason for women to dress like skanks. 2) Don't actually talk about sleeping with your friends mom. A few jokes here and there but you can't keep going with it. 3) Just like 2... Don't sleep with friends mom's. 4) You can't rat out some random guy if he is up to no good with a woman. If you see some guy with a girl and you know you've seen with with another girl at some point. All of a sudden you're jealous cause you want the girl so you blurt out some comment spoiling this guys night and you end up not getting the girl... Most of the time. 5) Can't steal friends jokes in front of them. Just not cool. 6) Can't comment on the small penis size of a guy in front of a girl... Again, not cool. 7) Can't out your friends about lack of money. .....